Solomon

From Chaos Men:

Did you grow up with a cocky jock who you secretly envied. Maybe he was a nice guy to you, but you figured he was super straight, and you would never stand a chance with him. Kind of full-of-himself, but not in too annoying of a way. What is great about Solomon is the he IS that dude. He is nearly perfect. His body is amazing, and the only flaws I can find are some road rash from cycling, and few scratch marks on his back from some females drawing some blood.